Dancing with Buhler: New Dancercising Classes Offered by Retired GC Football Player
Are you tired of watching the same old Richard Simmons tapes? Do you long to express yourself through the angelic art of dance? Does the mixture of exercise and calorie burning appeal to you? Well I have good news… Dance Daddy Buhler (also known as Clay Buhler) is teaching a month long course on the beauteous-heart-pumping-expression that is: Dancercising.
Don’t forget your bedazzled 80’s jump suits because Mr. Buhler is a savvy exercise veteran, who prides himself on his fashionable tight pants and luscious locks of rock and roll curls. He’s been called the Fabio of Honduras, and many Central American cultures consider him a pure specimen of charm and elegance. If that’s not enough for you, Clay is a master in thirty eight different types of dancing, and if badges were part of his prancing profession, he’d be more decorated than an eagle scout.
But wait…what is Dancercising? Can I do it without much dancing experience? Yes, you can my friend. Clay Buhler is open to all ranges of experience. Buhler has spent the last 15 years of his life instructing a plethora of dancing students. In this particular class, Buhler will be instructing live instructive vignettes. “Ladies! Bring your water bottles, because this class is for hot steppin’ and fat burnin’ divas who wanna teach those bothersome calories who’s boss,” said Buhler in a brief interview.
If you’re still completely confused as to what “Dancercising” is, I’d just like to say Happy April fool’s Day.