Written by Mary-Todd Christian, Media by Jack Wang
“Would You Rather…” the game that is most dreaded yet, most addictive. We went around asking Greenville College students and faculty difficult, and unique “would you rathers” from the captivating and ever-present Buzzfeed.
Here are the answers we received! What would you rather do?
1. Would you rather have Cheeto fingers for the rest of your life, or a popcorn kernel stuck in your throat for the rest of your life?
2. Would you rather use sandpaper as toilet paper, or use hot sauce as eye drops?
4. Would you rather have permanent clown hair, or permanent clown shoes?
5. Would you rather be 3ft taller, or 3ft shorter?
6. Would you rather have a missing finger or an extra toe?
7. Would you rather be stranded on a deserted island with an overzealous Star Trek fan or a clown?
8. Would you rather have to wear wet socks for the rest of your life, or only wash your hair once a year?